This was obviously a fair ban...

Hey, Malachy, maybe you don't want to be so serious in the future you raging homosexual?

Hurpy duuurp, durp dup HURP! HURP HURP HURRRRP DURP!!

After having Rammsteins latest album ("Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da", which translates to "Love Is There For Everyone") for a good while now, I feel I can finally give my true views on it.

I love the album, it's pretty damn good, and I like all the songs, I can't name a single one I dislike (well, maybe Frueling in Paris, but apparently everyone else loves it).

The songs I really like are Rammlied, Ich Tu Der Weh, Haifisch, B******** (Buckstubr), Pussy and Mehr.

Has anyone else got a new album they think is awesome?

Some for better, some for worse.

I started college last month...
as a first year (second year as a first year), I was straight as an arrow last year, good attendance, stayed away from smoking and drugs (I drank on occasion), went to but just one party, pretty good academic wise. I spent most of my spare time on my computer or playing games, days that ended early I went home to play games, I pulled 3 different girls in the whole of last year, socially, it was a little bad...

This year... I'm a little more... rebellious... or such... I've got a bad attendance, where it used ot be 90-95%, I've now dropped to around 65% (I am working on this, honestly), I still do well in the lessons I attend, well, I haven't handed in one assignment due in ICT, or alot of homework... no really, im pretty good. I've started smoking cannabis, I was going to a friends house for a "get together" of sorts, I get there, a friend is passed out on the floor from smoking too much weed, a couple of hours later me and two other guys went outside and I tried weed for the first time, I was shaking as I tried it, headrush after afew drags and I felt great, I had another joint in the morning aswell... Since then I get high 2 or 3 times a week now.

I went to a party recently, I took a tent with me, it was the designated "Stoner tent" we put it up, and got really stoned, and then got drunk... I have another party on Friday (this is pretty much triple the amount of parties I was at last year in just a month or so), I'm taking the stoner tent again, same plan as last time, sounds like fun to me. I've pulled 3 different girls on multiple occasions, one of them even became my "friend-with-benefits", which was pretty cool.

My life has changed, almost a complete reverse from last year, instead of being socially awkward, I've become "pretty damn cool" (my friends all agree, I'm alot cooler now then what I was), but at the same time I'm slipping on my education, I almost gave into the idea of quitting college and just getting an apprenticeship, I have to say the main thing that motivates me for college is my friends, I fucking love them.

TL;DR

I've gone from being socially-awkward and academically good to socially-brilliant and academically under average in some aspects.

Jealous?

I just bought a penicorn, jealous?

And a dad 'n' me keychain, but who cares compared to a penicorn?

Today in college was interesting.

This pretty hot chick (Chick A) was biting my legs (we were sat on some stairs with me higher up), I just checked them now, bite marks everywhere ('twas painful atfirst with her biting, but I grew to like it :D). So there's this other chick (Chick B) who always tries (and usually succeeds) making out with me, and I dont really like it with her... So I told this chick A to pretend to be my GF if Chick B tried anything. Needless to say, she tried it on with me, so Chick A came over, had a go at her for trying it on with me, then we made out and walked off.

I felt badass.

Mods are dicks.

I thought it was pretty good.

: Despite me posting the same topic just days ago.

Goddamn that's one sexy post-count.

So, college started (FFS, stop making posts about uninteresting IRL stuff), Liking my ICT course (complete sausage-fest, also some basement dwellers), too many people taking it, never enough PCs, so I'm saving for a laptop (my friends dad has a Dell XPS, if I help him build a desktop from bare bones, I'll get it cheap from him). I picked up my last paycheck from work, after paying off afew debts here and there (owing parents £50, friends dad £75) I ended up with a little under £100, which will probably go towards the laptop once I start a new job, probably at this pizza place I know where a friend works.

I'm glad to see some of my friends again, most of them I haven't seen since sometime around May, people thought I was dead, people mourned me... finish on tuesdays and wednesdays early, do i'm getting stoned on tuesday I believe, yeah, I'm cool liek that.

oh and...

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/11 04353
lol.

I pulled at college today...
She was gay...
I'm so good looking, I turn gay girls straight.

Yeah...

As some of you may know, I had to go to college to get even more GCSEs to go into college to get my A-Levels (Going to college so I can go to college, lol).

I got my results back yesterday and re-enrolled for later this year.

Business Studies - Distinction (2 A's)
ICT - Merit (2 B's)
English - C

I knew I was going to get 2 A's in business studies, at the very least 2 B's, I thought for sure I was going to fail ICT or get a Pass, but lucky me I got Merit, English I was fairly confident on my C, god I hated that class.

Doing BTEC ICT, A-Level Business Studies and A-Level Physchology when September comes.